Jamie Lynn Spears, already a product of nepotistic fame, is pregnant. She is all of 16 years old. Representatives from Nickelodeon have already been in contact with the 12-week old fetus, who has "no comment".
–noun patronage bestowed or favoritism shown on the basis of family relationship, as in business and politics. In the entertainment industry, this is known as Hollywood NepotismTM. Talent not required.